- Ciel: You.. really tried to eat me just now?
- Sebastian: No, no, I was only like 90% serious, pffft.
- Ciel: Well i'm 110% done with your bullshit self pleasing demonic ass go fuck a cat or something
I want a black butler AU where everything is the same except Ciel is a girl.
"My Lady, is it that time of the month?"
“Eat shit Sebastian.”
"My Lady, do you need help dressing?"
“Not at your flat chest, Lady Phantomhive.”
“EAT SHIT, SEBASTIAN AND THAT IS AN ORDER.”
"sebaciel is a thing that would never happen"
Sebastian: I was only 90% serious…
Ciel: and I’m 100% done to you, you cat obsessed moron…